Everyone loves a good laugh, especially on a day as joyous as your wedding! Humor has a way of making the moment lighter and more memorable.
We’ve compiled a treasure trove of quotes that will add a dash of humor to your special day. From family advice to pop culture references, there’s a quote for every couple and every crowd.
Perfect to include in speeches, invitations, or even as part of your vows, these hilarious sayings will keep your guests entertained. Let’s explore these side-splitting gems and thematically sorted inspirations.
From romantic chuckles to outright guffaws, these quotes will surely brighten your wedding festivities like never before!
1. Romantic Humor
Mixing romance with humor can lighten the atmosphere and ensure your wedding is filled with smiles. This section features quotes that blend the sweetness of love with a playful twist.
Using these charming quotes is a great way to express genuine feelings while keeping the tone light-hearted. They’re perfect for couples who want to convey their love in a non-traditional way.
These romantic yet funny insights will leave your guests grinning ear to ear, adding a special flair to your big day.
1. “Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – This quote by Joyce Brothers highlights the balance of romance and responsibility.
2. “We’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” – Dr. Seuss captures the whimsical essence of love.
3. “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz reminds us of the simple, yet deep gestures that signify true love.
4. “A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” – A sentiment shared by Robert Quillen, underlining forgiveness with humor.
5. “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.” – This sweet expression emphasizes the perfect, complementary nature of a loving relationship.
6. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein humorously suggests that love is more than just science.
7. “Love is being stupid together.” – By Paul Valery, capturing the playful side of love.
8. “True love is singing karaoke under a blanket together.” – Implying coziness and camaraderie in a fun union.
9. “We go together like cupcakes and frosting.” – Perfect for couples who share a sweet tooth.
10. “If I get married, I want to be very married.” – Audrey Hepburn’s take on truly committing to love.
11. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck’s witty approach to the unpredictability of marriage.
12. “Love is like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns’ clever analogy of love.
13. “If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin humorously questions the complexities of love.
14. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss provides a delightful twist to depict love’s power.
15. “Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller’s cheeky advice on marriage.
Now that we’ve warmed up with romantic humor, let’s dive into the wacky world of family quotes!
2. Family Fun
Family dynamics can add a whole new layer of fun to any wedding. This section is all about the hilarity that families bring to relationships.
Never shy away from poking fun at the quirks and love that only a family can provide. These quotes are light-hearted and perfect for familial toasts.
Remember, every family has its unique flavor of humor, so choose a quote that resonates with yours!
16. “Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” – A tongue-in-cheek take on changing family roles and dynamics.
17. “Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Emphasizing the balancing act often seen in married life.
18. “My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.” – Jack Benny’s humorous take on marital resolutions.
19. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend…I’ll train you.” – Ideal for the married couple who also built their friendship before tying the knot.
20. “When I said I do, I didn’t mean laundry.” – A gentle reminder of household division of labor wrapped in humor.
21. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx gives a comical twist on the formalities of marriage.
22. “You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!” – Embracing the old adage of marriage dynamics with a wink.
23. “A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really knows what goes in it.” – An analogy for the unseen efforts that make a marriage work.
24. “Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.” – Expressing the unexpectedness that a spouse might bring into life.
25. “A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” – A cheeky take on the cost of marital completion.
26. “Home is wherever I’m with you and our crazy family tree.” – A touching message for the newlyweds embracing familial ties.
27. “Without you, my lunch will always be an incomplete family meal.” – A funny yet sweet acknowledgment of love and togetherness.
28. “Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” – A playful jibe at traditional gender roles.
29. “Y’all call it forced romance, we call it marriage.” – A jovial highlight of marital truths.
30. “We go together like drunk and disorderly.” – Highlighting the fun, sometimes chaotic nature of both marriage and family.
Next, let’s explore the world of literary and pop culture references, bringing some playful sophistication!
3. Literary and Pop Culture Laughs
Books, movies, and shows have long provided us with humorous takes on marriage. This section celebrates memorable quotes from our favorite sources.
Add a touch of class and nostalgia to your wedding with these quotes. They are perfect for literature buffs or pop culture junkies alike!
Using these quotes will not only entertain but will also let your personality shine through.
31. “Happily ever after is not a fairy tale—it’s a choice.” – A modern spin on fairy tales with a humorous twist.
32. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henny Youngman’s quote pokes fun at the elusive nature of marital bliss.
33. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner humorously reflects on eternal companionship.
34. “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” – John Green’s quote from “The Fault in Our Stars” provides a beautifully humorous perspective on falling in love.
35. “I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you came along.” – Groucho Marx’s playful sarcasm highlights family humor.
36. “May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.” – Frank Sinatra, with his candid wit, expresses an eternity of affection.
37. “Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones creatively mirrors love’s impact on our journeys.
38. “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then marry him.” – Cher’s quip on realistic relationships with a humorous tone.
39. “I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” – Chico Marx delivers a humorous spin on romance.
40. “Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.” – Mae West portrays marriage with her signature sass.
41. “In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.” – Rita Rudner humorously comments on the fleeting nature of celebrity marriages.
42. “You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you.” – While romantic, Jane Austen’s classic “Pride and Prejudice” quote can be delivered with a light-hearted twist at a wedding.
43. “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – This play on a card game’s symbolism adds a humorous layer to marital expectations.
44. “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.” – The Spice Girls offer a fun, pop culture nod to friendships in relationships.
45. “After all, tomorrow is another day.” – Scarlett O’Hara’s famous line from “Gone with the Wind” offers hope mixed with humor about life after the wedding.
46. “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” – Friedrich Nietzsche’s insight laced with wisdom and wit is perfect for any couple emphasizing friendship in their vows.
47. “You’re my favorite deputy!” – Woody from “Toy Story” provides a playful, nostalgic reference for partners who grew up with the beloved movie.
48. “Keep your friends close, but your husband closer.” – This twist on the classic line from “The Godfather” implies humor in the dynamics of marriage.
49. “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” – Lynda Barry offers a quirky image of love’s unpredictability.
50. “To me, you are perfect.” – The famous line from “Love Actually” can be delivered with a wink for those who appreciate cinematic classics.
These literary and pop culture references are not just funny; they also anchor your day in the shared cultural emotions that everyone understands and loves. Perfect for a clever touch at your wedding!